My name’s Mark and I’m a 19-year-old student with a super fast metabolism. This is my list of goals:
1) Learn to make a good sandwich.
2) Get invited to fantastic Manhattanish events. Be forced to turn them down because Mom wanted me to “do the laundry”.
3) Get my hands on a bright mustard yellow tie.
Yes, my friends, my top three goals in LIFE. Then when I’m done I’ll write an avant-garde book about it, except instead of words I’ll use textures found on the inside of garbage containers from all around the world, and sell it for $156.32 each.
